Thursday 12/09/10 at 2:05pm ∑
DUCK BILLS !!!!!
Beau Black Squirrel acorns ....I chickened out on what I really was going to write.
Clint Black chicken
Beau Black Yep....yep yep
Clint Black turkey beard
Wes Black Deer Horns
Beau Black Alligator tail
Clint Black Crappie Lips
Beau Black Bear butt
Bevaline Black turkey piles
Clint Black Dead tire "bronco"
Beau Black Damn funny right there.
Beau Black Dead tree "junior"
Beau Black Blind deer "dad"
Clint Black Broke nose.... "mom"
Bevaline Black shit pants "Clint"
Beau Black Eeeewww weeeeee! Dang Clint! Mom busted on you!!! Dang Bevaline!!!! Some things should stay in the woods. Shit is one of them.
Wes Black unloaded gun "dad"
broken ice "Clint"
my bird "beau"
pregnant dove hunter "mom"
stuck truck "Justin"
...forgotten cooler "Couey"
burning hay bale "Clint"
spotted deer "dad"
Bevaline Black likes what Wes wrote
Clint Black pet bobcat.....
Beau Black "lucky" in the woods Wes, sleeping in the woods Wes, come out of the woods when hearing a hoot owl Wes.
Beau Black Turkey choking Clint.
Back handed glasses catching beau
Lucky night rabbit over the hill
It's a keeper beau
Clint Black pillow n blanket throwing out the upstairs window
gun powder in the ash tray
Wes Black so who is gonna write the book ??
Clint Black blowing through a paper towel roll
Beau Black Told dad the other day that he should..... He said that he would start it the first Monday that came up, dangit err day is Saturday.
Beau Black Fall off the horse Clint
Fallen the icy water Wes, but what is said in the duck blind stays in the duck blind.
Clint Black pow zing... pow zing... pow zing..
Beau Black Which side of the tree
Clint Black i swear they really were here.. look you can see where they drained the water out of the boat.
Wes Black big squirrel , i mean BIG squirrel
Beau Black I see your nose, squirrel
Clint Black big squirrel? huh ? that one stumped me
Wes Black that is what beau kept saying on the garmin, when I told him i was on a blood trail
Clint Black oh.. yeah.. right..
Beau Black You got to turn it loose or mount it...we ain't eating it. 36 inches
Clint Black punk
Beau Black Wha????
Clint Black coon got Wesís walleye
Wes Black dad caught a bat,
had to push the boat up a slippery hill
Clint Black come on dad. pleeeeeeeease let me get in the water.. its not too cold for me...
Bevaline Black "Help, dad, help" just crank the dang motor
Wes Black sliding down this rock sounds like a good idea
Mike Black the water won't get over your boots mom
Mike Black using illegal deer scents
Wes Black "hey everybody! mikes got a big one here!!" Ė russ
Mike Black floating down the river "mom"
Wes Black i don't see anybody coming........... except that lady on the horse. "Wes to Dad"
Mike Black 70lb dog charging me while i'm sitting on the couch."clint"
Clint Black "hey everybody!!! Mikes got a big one here!!!" Russ..... sorry.. that one just needed to be repeated
Clint Black is this the ms river? ........no
is this the ms river?..........no
is THIS the ms river?.......NO
is this the " SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!"
Clint Black ok Clint.. you get to ride on top of all the blankets in the back of the bronco.. it will be comfy ,promise......but i donít have a seat belt.. beau n Wes will catch you..
Clint Black Lady.........Killer.........
Clint Black Easter at Jr's
Wes Black Clint you can spit up at us and me and beau will spit down at you
and the lady called me a "Murderer"
Beau Black Hot scolding coffee to the brim Clint to dad
Beau Black Worming the dog
Beau Black Pull a stick out of the dogs ass
Beau Black Opening day finding stands all smoldering
Beau Black Swimming across alligator infested lake.
Beau Black Catching all the fish while Clint swims after the boat
Beau Black Two shot Wes
Beau Black Get'em beau, bam bam! Coot and merganser
Bevaline Black I'm the little shit the turned off your power..
Beau Black Jump starting bronco every morning before school, by pushing it
Clint Black running down the stairs with socks on, catching a nail...... motor at the bottom
Clint Black "ok Clint.. me and Wes vs. you" dirt clods....
Clint Black lying on the turkey while he's on the tractor
Beau Black Deer picture....knife on the ribs while wearing a hunting hat
Beau Black Falling out of the stand and landing in ice water
Beau Black Climbing a slick tree and sliding down the tree with half of the climber.
Beau Black Frying fresh fish on open fir over the hill.
Beau Black Going to a wedding while camping
Beau Black Sliding on cafeteria trays behind a truck
Beau Black Playing golf around apartments with broom sticks
Beau Black Eating duck eggs
Beau Black Shooting mans pet turkey with bow and arrow
Beau Black Hanging clothes up in the house to dry,
Beau Black Running to the van, bending over scrambling for something, then suddenly standing up with a cold sweat.......had to go there, giggling my butt off!!!!
Beau Black Blowing cane up in the fire
Beau Black Waking up to frost on the alarm clock
Beau Black Going to bed in the van, then dad waking me up about an hour later telling me it is morning and time to fish.
Beau Black Going to bed, everyone else going to basketball game, when they come home waking me up, I get ready to go deer hunting at 10pm
Beau Black Gathering firewood in the boat
Clint Black ha ha.. that camping trip wedding was ruff on CB
Beau Black Clint wrapping himself in a tarp sleeping in the middle of the day at camp
Clint Black dam biting flies were ruff on CB
Clint Black sleep walking NAKED in front of guests..
Clint Black sam hiding under the bed.
Beau Black Wes shooting a deer with the gun about a foot above his head attached to the let down string
Clint Black putt putt in kansas city
Beau Black Toting a cooler of fish out of flatlake in the middle of the day in the middle if the summer, for about a mile and a half
Clint Black eating bout 10 sandwichs at flatlake with Wayne P and pop. and holding on the limbs while they were sculling
Clint Black "Clint..... I WANNA GO HOME" ....... Les
Beau Black Ha ha wha?? Me?? Wha?
Clint Black feeding sheila onions
Beau Black Dad catching a snake while fishing, he shoved it in my face to get it off! As I grab the paddle to beat it, and it coils around the pole, he hollers don't break my pole!!! Your kidding right?
Clint Black Telling Sean McGrath that my brother lost a finger to an alligator and nearly shedding a tear, yeah, Iím that good..
Clint Black Easing under the nesting white egrets at flatlake.. Dad dropping his thermos and a rain of bird shit falls on us as he paddles like hell to get the hell outta there..
Beau Black Russ fighting big bass, I am netter, as fish dart under boat, lure comes out. Russ hollers because he lost his fish. I pick the net up and bam!!! Fish in net. YES, I was that good.
Beau Black Crying after I lost a five dollar lure on good bass
Beau Black Winning a bass tournament at 10, flat on the way home on the van
Clint Black Reaching my hand down Sheila's throat so i donít lose the $20 bill she inhaled.. So i would have to follow her around like cheech n chong.
Beau Black Clint putting a book in his pants before getting THE BELT
Clint Black Smoke you in your eye!!!
Beau Black Laughing my ass off about the egrets
Clint Black it looked like a pint of oil slick when the birds shit in the water.. they were bombing us when that loud ass thermos banged on the boat.. nice move pop..
Beau Black Clint holding onto a limb as dad trying to paddle
Beau Black Clint eating all the peanut butter sandwiches while fishing with dad and Wayne at flatlake
Clint Black slamming into a telephone pole on the ice.. coming home with a dislocated jaw.. running upstairs so we donít get in trouble
Beau Black Dad rolling down window to smoke when it is 15 degrees, on the way to the woods.
Beau Black Mom getting hooked by a lure while taking fish off
Clint Black catching a dove with my hands.. turning him loose in Donny House's dorm room.. them running out screaming like a bunch of cheerleaders like they had ants all over em.. high stepping rubbin scratchin
Beau Black Mom landing on her back after kicking her leg up to touch it with her hand
Clint Black Mom getting hooked in the back of the head at flatlake.. sorry mom, i really didn't mean to do that.. really.. for serious..
Beau Black Gobbling fish
Clint Black gettin on stage Astonishing Neal
Beau Black Putting a rubber band on the sink sprayer
Clint Black Getting the pitching signals from Greg Goff.. Asking him "do you really want me to hit him?"
Beau Black Calling the principal to come get me for school cuz it was raining
Clint Black Mary backing Wes's boat in at the white river..
Beau Black Clint pulling Jerrod's pants down while playing throw up tackle
Clint Black taking my NEW bike to see the Woods and getting bit.. then getting caught.. no more bike..
Clint Black BONKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Beau Black Who farted
Clint Black Swapping arms turning the grinder.. Was a sweat camp for children.. i think we should be awarded a large settlement for damages incurred during the years at the apts.. ha ha
Clint Black eating our weight in cinnamon rolls at flaming gorge
Clint Black jettie.... HELLLLOOOOOOOO!
Clint Black raining on my face in the old camper.. as usual i was wadded up somewhere..
Clint Black Wes..... "pouring water on the wood.. hey pop, i think your drilling in reverse"
Beau Black Big ham with pineapple and cherries, strong ass tea in iron glasses, totally awesome coconut cake. The biggest off yellow car, "the boat". Grandma from Arkansas
Beau Black The cuckoo clock at g'mas, 100 degrees,
Beau Black Uncle franks stories....shot him in his snot box, (left out all cuss words)
Beau Black You want to see my root?
Beau Black Playing under the trailer
Beau Black BEAUUUU! WESSSS! Boogitie Boogitie! Or THE BELT!
Beau Black Falling into the deep freeze full of water and minnows
Beau Black Standing in the living room waiting on THE BELT. Having to wait on Star Trek to get over
Beau Black Wes climbing into the bread truck to get box of ding dongs and not sharing.
Beau Black The badminton court at the trailer
Beau Black Building a fire in my bed room at the trailer. It was raining outside.
Beau Black The pot of soup while mom was sick
Beau Black Shorts, cowboy boots, socks to our knees.
Beau Black Big wheel at grandma's in Utah
Beau Black Clint peeling a hole in dads boat while loading it.
Beau Black The boat loaded down headed to Arkansas
Beau Black The shopping cart grill
Beau Black Eating trout for bfast to be able to fish that day
Beau Black Campfire taters!!!!!
Beau Black Fried bologna, eggs, toast for bfast before school
Beau Black The old dodge truck, overheating on the way to little rock
Clint Black cold ass van at johnson hole blankets that weighed 40 lbs.
Beau Black Patafamilius....had to say it again
Beau Black Bob villa
Beau Black Clint mooning the moms of baseball players, hence. BOO-DY
Beau Black Clint Mooning mothers. Booty
Beau Black Dad rocking out of his massive recliner.
Beau Black Scones before hunting
Beau Black Eating at the apartment
Beau Black Clint stealing golf balls
Beau Black Shooting turtles at 100yds over the hill.
Beau Black Waking up to a turkey gobbling over the hill
Beau Black Pronouncing biscuit as "Bikit"
Beau Black Clint sitting on couch of apartment when I come home, and chewing his butt out!
Beau Black Plucking ducks for days at the trailer.
Beau Black Pulling shells out of dads gun and him blaming Clint a hundred yard away.
Beau Black I gonna get that squirrel hide!!!! Ggrrrrrr, naw, naw, naw! Grandpas dog
Wes Black Handing out Hawaiian Shirts for opening night of Lord of the Rings
Wes Black Catfish pond where Beau only has time to bait Clintís hook.
Wes Black Progressive Rummy at Jrs Apt
Wes Black Swinging out and hanging naked on doorknob at trailer park.
Wes Black Original rules of OH Heck, deal 1 card each 7 hands in a row. Yawn.
Wes Black CoCo running on the treadmill
Wes Black Mom falling out of her chair hollering "EarthQuake !!"
Wes Black Riding in the back of a truck from Bear Pen Park to McDonalds cheering "we're number 1, can't be number 2" although we always came in 3rd.
Beau Black Which state are the molecules moving around the most, California because it is hot there
Wes Black Spilling a trail of grits from my suitcase through the Utah airport because the grits bag that dad packed had a whole in it.
Wes Black Ice Storm of 92
Wes Black Homemade slip-n-slide in backyard using a tarp and water hose. sliding into Abrahams fence
Beau Black Shipping biscuits to my brother in north Dakota
Wes Black 2 dove, 1 .22 shot, cause I'm that good.
Wes Black Being 6 hrs late to Mom's Christmas dinner
Beau Black Eating stale biscuits in north Dakota because they got lost in shipment
Wes Black Dad scoping out Jr in the deer stands.
Wes Black Since woods were flooded, I slept on top of 2 dead deer.
Wes Black Dennis Barfield throws gun into the back of the truck
Wes Black dinner burns cause DSU basketball game goes triple overtime.
Wes Black new deer call -- banging bag of marbles on tree
Wes Black K Pro II CHATCHEM, LADDER, HORSERACE
Wes Black Dad Cheating in College by writing answers on the sides of pencils.
Wes Black Wayne Page shatters overhead light into Chinese food
Wes Black mom coming home from Europe to find out that we now own a dog
Wes Black Hide-N-Seek, Clint hides and we go inside and drink Tea.
Beau Black Ice storm of 94 , goofy
Wes Black 2-person conversations 1 on pot, 1 in tub
Wes Black 10 foot tomato plants, 0 tomatoes
Wes Black hidden alarm clock under beau sleeping on fold out couch with it set for 4am.
Beau Black Trying to out do each other on knowing the words to certain movies.
Wes Black Ducks stuffed into Waders
Wes Black Brian Braswell's practice swing before getting into the batters box.
Beau Black Having a tradition of woman Initiation into the family by watching "quest for fire"
Wes Black Living Room Floor Game of Clue
Wes Black Checking out of HS at noon to watch DSU baseball and then getting busted on the 5 o'clock sports highlights.
Beau Black Dad smoking while on the pot while you take a bath and try not to breathe
Wes Black Never watching the last 10 minutes of ANY sporting event because of the "traffic".
Beau Black Sweeping the living room carpet
Beau Black Carpet made of sample squares sewn together with fishing line
Clint Black Boy State
Wes Black walking to pic-a-bit to buy dad a pack of smokes. Mrs. Aguzzi walks into the store as the guy is ringing me up for a pack of "Vantage 100 ultra lights"
Beau Black Pealing 10 lb bag of taters just for dinner
Beau Black Jerrod peeling taters
Clint Black playing "lets lock Clint out the apt" then closing the door on his head
Clint Black dad shooting the sling shot and hitting the iron pole on the first try.. "epic"
Clint Black buck naked squirrel huntin
Beau Black Dad hollering from upstairs for a glass of tea
Beau Black While laying next to dads bed watching tv, he leans over for a country blow!......I am laughing and crying
Wes Black Dad holler from upstairs, when we get there, he says "can u turn the TV for me?"
Beau Black While sitting at the end of the bed in dads room watching cartoons, and the iron bed bumping you in the back of the head. Yes parents were doing it!
Wes Black we caught so many fish that i did not think beau and Wes were going to be able to carry them to the van
Wes Black me whooping the snake with a green limb that i broke from the tree above my head, and then we use that limb to drag one of dads deer out of the woods.
Wes Black catching crawfish with a piece of bacon and a string
Wes Black stopping halfway home from flatlake to drink from the artesian well
Wes Black taking mom golfing with a cart 9 holes = 4 hrs
Wes Black Wayne Page swears off "aggravation" for life
Beau Black Stopping to pick flowers for momma dearest
Beau Black Killing rabbits
Beau Black Killing rabbit at grandpas
Beau Black Shoot rats in the barn under the rabbit pens
Beau Black Being the rabbit dog, arrhh, arrh arrrh, get in dem briars!
Beau Black Clint catching rabbit by hind legs
Clint Black get mad at dem dam rabbits.. growl at em.. show ya teeth.. baaarrrrhhh baarrhhhh.. hunt em up, kick em outta dar.. get mad at dem dam eggs.... ha ha
Beau Black Triple decker bunk beds built by our wonderful mother when we were in diapers, lasting til we graduate high school
Clint Black dad frying up eggs with shells all in em... bc it makes us tuff.. ??
Beau Black Staying home and cleaning the house including the oven instead of the trip to the swinging bridge again!
Beau Black Buying a smoker when the vacuum was broke
Clint Black bass breaking your line at flatlake and having to watch him jump out of the water repeatedly trying to throw your spinner out.. thatís just wrong..
Beau Black Burning my hand with hot grease
Clint Black the old light green jig pole of dad's was as sacred as the holy grail.. i could lose the dog lose a hat, hell even lose a toe or finger but donít you DARE lose that pole..
Beau Black Beating a snake to death the paddle and breaking paddle, using a board as a paddle to fish flatlake
Clint Black dad with a jig pole in one hand, cup of coffee in the other and a cig hanging out his mouth... ole broke ass...
Beau Black Shooting ducks in other hunting clubs blind and getting caught
Beau Black Having the most memorable duck slaying at flatlake
Beau Black Standing in ice water the whole hunt with a hole in the crotch
Beau Black Wes freezing to the chair in the blind because he fell on the way in(already mention...what's said in blind stays in blind)
Wes Black whatís that noise? oh that is just Wes pouring out his waders.
Beau Black Me sitting in boat fishing in November in a down pour with water running down the crack of my ass, I was no more than twelve
Beau Black Hunting in 3 degree wind chill, and Daniel telling Danny that he was goin to tell his momma
Beau Black The ducks are seeing you Wes!
Beau Black Finding out that it is big as a coke can at flatlake
Beau Black Climbing the tree to get a hung up squirrel, so I didn't waste another shell
Wes Black Q: you gonna keep those little fish? A: i know a man that will eat those.
Beau Black Having your mom hold you up as you buddy unlocks the door
Beau Black The might rule of thumb
Beau Black Clint not listening to me and taking my buddy fishing
Beau Black Ice skating to deer stand
Beau Black Roping an armadillo
Wes Black dad holding up the new A/C unit with both hands when his pants fall to his ankles. Mom has to run into the back yard to pull them up.
Wes Black Ice skating across flat lake
Beau Black Sticking buddy in the hand for being hungry and reaching for uncorked chicken
Beau Black Realizing that sometimes it is too cold to deer hunt
Beau Black I am crying over pants deal wes, no shit
Beau Black All of is having same history teacher in college
Beau Black Squirrel hunting without underwear
Beau Black Holding up air conditioner without underwear, see Wesís above
Clint Black Having the fight of my life with a wounded squirrel!!! a bear couldn't be any more fierce than a squirrel backed up in a corner.. for real yall, i was fearful of my life.. gnashing of the teeth..
Wes Black running up and down Apt stairs with leg weights cause dad said i needed to get into shape, my knees never recovered
Wes Black Dad and Russ climbing telephone pole to hook up free HBO
Wes Black Dad yelling to Clint "turn that N__ S__ off the tv" Mom to guy outside "would you like to eat dinner with us?"
Clint Black N went home with a cake too..
Beau Black Mom killing squirrel out the window with pellet gun while retired
Beau Black Moms squirrel count...30 something
Beau Black Dad cranking bronco with some bad music in the tape deck
Beau Black Going goin grandma's and finding new chairs and china. Next time we go they are all broke
Mike Black it was the car
Beau Black Shaking ice off decoys every 10 minutes
Beau Black The old green celica
Beau Black Burning hole in the seat of the new celica with the cigarette lighter
Beau Black Macramť
Wes Black got $5 and went bought a toy car, excitedly showed dad, and he replied "you wasted your money instead of buying a fishing lure?"
Wes Black Chuck Woods walking into living room late at night to be met with a naked man with a shotgun
Wes Black carrying my washed wet clothes from the hill apts to the cafeteria apartments to a "working" dryer.
Wes Black Heat Lamp + Leaky Tub = Hot Room
Wes Black All nighters playing Total Annihilation
Wes Black Boys were having hot dogs and going to bed early, wake up to find remains of steak dinner
Wes Black Robin Hood, Braer Rabbit, The Hobbit -- Dad introduced us at age 12.
Wes Black Deathstalker, GOR, and Risky Business - Dad introduced us at age 11.
Wes Black If a buzzard had a radio up his A$$, there would be music in the air.
Wes Black Selling Cokes at the DSU football games, Wes 22 cases, Beau 21 cases, the other 3 guys total 8.
Wes Black My one good meal
Wes Black Clint - I am going to Florida for Spring Break, Boss- You wont have a job when you get back, Clint - I will find another one.
Wes Black Napkins turn into Toilet Paper for the last week of each month.
Wes Black Spend the night at Sardis in tents with pouring down rain with Danny B.
Spend the night at Flatlake in the Quonset hut for a weekend of hunting with
Danny Barfield and realized I forgot my shells.
Beau Black Mom rebuilding the car carburetor
Wes Black trailer park "puppies chair" with a coffee can leg
Wes Black dookie dookie dookie
Wes Black going cat fishing with nuts and bolts for weights with my cork upside down
Beau Black Farting contests before school....mom usually won
Beau Black Catching catfish on the side of the road in a ditch in the rain
Beau Black Not bringing my tackle box down the hill to keep it from getting dirty, 9 yrs old, still have it.
Beau Black Shooting skewers like bows and arrows in the bedroom at the map on the wall.
Beau Black Rubber ball bearings in our room.....everywhere
Wes Black Clint was suppose to wash the dishes before he could watch tv. In a few minutes, the sink is clean and Clint is watching tv. Later we find all the dirty dishes hidden behind the stove.
Wes Black Clint and Mom dancing to "Ride that Donkey" in my living room when my plumber friend walks in.
Wes Black Stacking Bricks for Hershelís Dad @ 3 cents a piece.
Beau Black Mom making lion outfit, me being a woosy and not being in the play
Wes Black Firemanís Park with boat on trailer -- pirate party
Wes Black mom introducing me to the neighbors as her "daughter"
Beau Black Gramps' blue Cadillac
Beau Black Party at Jamaica
Beau Black Junior's dogs stumpy and belle
Beau Black Fishing norfork in February. Clint and dad
Clint Black Jr's jack russell breaking down the local tom cat.. Literally breaking him down..
Clint Black catching a big bream and leaving it in the freezer for 10 years. or longer. who knows, it may still be frozen.
Wes Black Mom, me and Dr. Strahan were 3 of the only 10 people at a DSU football game cause it was sleeting/snowing sideways
Clint Black going diving for golf balls with chuck.. seeing flashing lights pulling a veh.. me: "hey chuck, i think that was your truck being towed" him: "yeah but we got alot of balls"
Clint Black putting "numbzit" in chuck's toothpaste
Wes Black putting a handful of cracked pecan shells under john aguzzi's bed sheet
Clint Black wes shooting fireworks out the dorm window with the RA
Clint Black putting cornmeal in chuck's sheets
Wes Black leaving to go hunting, ran back in dorm room for thermos, deciding not to go and falling asleep. phone call 4 hrs later from police questioning why dads car is still running outside my dorm
Clint Black talking Dennis out of driving the car into Aguzzi pond for $50 bet
Clint Black wes putting a bolt in the tree in the Hammocks yard while walking to parks
Wes Black shot 190 squirrel in MO in a 3 day weekend
Wes Black biking home from DSU pool without shoes, got too close to the curb and ripped my pinky toenail off my right foot.
Beau Black Mopping kitchen floor after coming home from hospital for appendectomy, because my brother wasn't doing it right
Wes Black convincing Coach Warren that I was doing a science experiment when he caught me throwing paper airplanes out the 2nd story window. In the end, he started putting tape on the tail because he said the weight needed balancing before HE threw another one out the window.
Wes Black synchronizing my watch exactly with the school bell so i could SLIDE into the classroom as the bell rang and get up with my stuff and hit the door as it rang again.
Wes Black playing Chinese football every day during study hall
Clint Black coach warren paddle LIGHTING up my world b/c he really didn't like me that much.. fighting back that tear bc i couldn't yell and jump up and down in front of the girls.. dang that hurt..
Wes Black sheila in the back yard tap dancing as she began taking care of business. Me calling her name and pattin my leg, She'd draw it up and come a running and I'd act like I didn't do anything. She would book it back to her spot and it would start all over.
Wes Black dad playing Tiddlywinks with us in trailer park. He yells "Shut up, shut up, I gotta concentrate, and you're messing me up. Quit moving around" I was about 5.
Wes Black two rooms had to share the same LIGHT BULB. dang, it was rough.
Mike Black JR's mustache uneven "Wes"
Wes Black Jr telling the story of his crippled blind date hanging from a tree.
Mike Black mom dressing up and taking beau and wes trick or treating
Wes Black standing at the Student Health front desk when the overhead clock falls out of the wall and lands square on my head
Mike Black me and mom in arkansas spotting JR"s relatives
Mike Black me getting Cecil to tell jr he can't eat fish out of neblit there to salty
Wes Black the new years eve banner in the 80's that was hung up, signed and dated and re-dated and re-re-dated
Beau Black Shooting and killing a squirrel with a blowgun, clint
Beau Black Shooting kids with cypress balls launched from a slingshot out of upstairs window
Beau Black Dad's foot tapping tiny lock-on stand as he climbs in it in the dark because of his fear of heights
Beau Black Dad carrying me to bed after us drinking bottle of scotch.
Beau Black Dad toe to toe with other bread man
Beau Black Hershel placing his shots
Beau Black The ole fox double barrel
Beau Black The fixed 6
Clint Black Danny counting the frogs and then betting on how many..
Clint Black Pushing Eddie off the cliff in a wagon
Beau Black Oomgoobaaa!
Clint Black throwing pumpkin through a apt door
Clint Black spittin on a cricket at neblett
Clint Black diggin up worms at the trailer park
Beau Black Koogalaga-eat!!
Bevaline Black cooking deer steak before hunting stuff or deer unloaded from the bronco
Bevaline Black end of baseball season parties
Bevaline Black smoke detector signaling "dinner is ready"
Bevaline Black mom "catching" bag of mud while cat fishing....wow what a fight
Bevaline Black Dad cutting his own fishing line...being proud of the "fresh looking worm"
Beau Black Burnt rolls
Beau Black Potted meat and crackers
Beau Black Asshole deep to a giraffe
Beau Black Frog strangler
Beau Black Sand bagging around apartment
Beau Black Star trek
Beau Black Ba Ba black sheep
Beau Black Mash, hogans Heros, solid gold, loony tunes
Beau Black Tornadoes at grandma's
Wes Black calling up a quail
Beau Black Fishing in a hurricane
Beau Black The Marlow's
Beau Black Falling in the sunflower river, mom's brand new pole getting pulled in
Beau Black Milk crate steps
Beau Black The shed at night
Wes Black "I don't care and I don't love you ANY MORE."
Bevaline Black shooting raccoon in the butt...mom
Bevaline Black dad leaving lights on the station wagon while squirrel hunting on a Sunday....getting jump off from a minister and a sermon on being in church on Sunday not hunting...
Beau Black Ok...this is hard for me.....shitting in a ziplock.
Clint Black hee hee hee... mmpphhh.. "Wes" ???
Beau Black No me.
Clint Black ask wes
Wes Black clint and mom, dodger dogs and asteroid showers
Wes Black beau spending 3 hours vacuuming out bronco for Saturday night
Wes Black beau turning DEE DEE willett down on Friday night because he had homework
Wes Black Dennis Barfield asking Mom to write Diarrhea on Clintís pancakes just so he could watch Clint eat Diarrhea
Wes Black guy tells dad that he can not squirrel hunt on His land during squirrel season, soooo 150 squirrel later, season opens
Wes Black Jr in Jamaica getting dragged over a fence by his two dogs
Wes Black First High school golf tournament. We are all nervous playing against 3 other schools. Jon Caudill takes his first drive on hole 1 at DSU and his golf club slips out of his hands and lands in the middle of the other teams on the practice green. FORE !!
Clint Black after talking into fella from Elliot lake, playing dumb, easing off through the woods and shooting a squirrel while I could still see him..
Clint Black calling dad's boss wormy
Clint Black eating 6 year old deer while wes is packaging fresh deer.
Wes Black clint hiding behind the couch and eating an entire can of mushrooms
Wes Black eat these green olives and they will make you strong like Popeye
Wes Black clint's kindergarten teacher walking clint into the boys bathroom, pulling down his pants and proving HE was a HE.
Clint Black I donít remember that ever happening... ? I think you just threw that one in there.
Clint Black Coach Kinnison looking at me and telling me to get "Luse" not "loose"
Clint Black Beau bidding 0 while holding the Ace of trump..
Clint Black Passing a high trump and then leading it
Clint Black 10 penny
Wes Black ugly'ing a 10 point deer to death.
Wes Black the mud ride to Island 66, danny rolled his window down in case we needed to climb out.
Wes Black door to door - please vote for some dude that DB likes.
Wes Black Mr. Cauglan - Wes 3 yrs -- Clint 1 day Steam Plant - Wes 3 yrs -- Clint 1 month
Wes Black put down the paddles, its $5 fine for lying and $10 fine for fighting
Wes Black banana war -- but I only wanted half
Wes Black clint eating a spoonful of horseradish
Wes Black mom scaring clint so bad that he could not move
Wes Black flatlake frog gigging, toting boat cause no water in a BAD lightning storm
Wes Black will you do my taxes for a moon pie and an RC?
Wes Black the steal signal --- one finger pointing down
Wes Black clint weed eating the entire yard
Wes Black mom gives clint $5 to go inside and pay for gas, pump stops at $3, clint had quietly pocketed $2.
Wes Black Coach Powe never shows up my 8am class because CHS had a home game and the field needed mowing.
Wes Black found rhinoceros beetle at trailer park, kept it for 8 yrs on Apt Frig
Wes Black Grenada Spillway
Wes Black 3000 Homemade Jigs
Wes Black Albino Catfish Pond
Wes Black 9th grade PERM
Wes Black white dress pants........every Sunday and even a funeral
Wes Black raise your hand if you have heard this story
Clint Black dammo, my perm was 5th grade and it was awful.. makes me wanna catch mom asleep and shave an eyebrow off just for payback..
Clint Black listening to our neighbors at the apt "rastling" in the bed pshaw... sir gwayne and angel
Clint Black the Jamaican wood carving with a barrel around him..
Mike Black hwy patrolman next door not home but doug, cherly, mom, and me listening to his wife wrestling with unknown person
Mike Black passing chuck"s moon picture around at school
Mike Black making Danny, Daniel and Beau think i could make a compass needle move
Beau Black Counting 3000 tied jigs, then recounting at 5000, oh yes I did!
Wes Black black bear treed on Leflore Street, guy with flip flops and a rope.
Clint Black mom, whats for breakfast? Deer.. Mom, whats for lunch? Deer... Mom, whats for supper? Deer..
Clint Black Riding home from daycare and getting a Big Orange drink..
Clint Black One of my brothers with the initials W. E. S. getting caught sending flowers to more than one girl in high school..
Wes Black Clint lifting John Michael up to his shoulders then walking under the ceiling fan --- WHOP
Beau Black Categorizing Dad's library of books.
Wes Black celica antenna was a bent Clothes Hanger
Wes Black Jimmy Pickens at Interview "What farming experience do you have?" My reply "I drove a riding lawn mower once" I go on Wheat Harvest.
Wes Black Lowells Lost Hat Ė mom
Wes Black ME: I wish my middle name was ROY. Mom: Why? Me: So i could say my name is Wes LeRoy Black
Beau Black Watching the Lord of the Rings all in one day
Clint Black Police: You kids see who was messing with these breakers? Me: yes! Police: Who? Me: Me!!
Wes Black IVCC Interview: "Tell us about yourself" Me: "I was born a poor black child in Mississippi." They hired me.
Wes Black Dad eats his State Record Magnolia Crappie.
Wes Black Dad invites "Stephen" into his boat and "Couey" becomes family.
Beau Black Stealing bibles from catholic church, police involvement
Wes Black Mom points and gives me the Hiccups.
Wes Black Iced Enema Threats
Wes Black prank call by Justin Case with a Hairball caught in his throat. hee hee
Wes Black poor kid in a leg cast so he gets..... painted toenails
Wes Black dad tried to kill a man in a wheelchair at Walmart Bathroom.
Wes Black Dad makes me buy a shopping cart full of pork rinds.
Wes Black mom wearing those "hillbilly teeth" in arkansas